--> I know that my readership, all of whom are devoted followers of FOX News programming, has felt lost and confused during the past couple of weeks as both of their most compelling news sources suddenly disappeared. While I took a short hiatus, pundit-extraordinaire Sean Hannity, seen here getting verbally pummeled by incoming White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, also went off the air, recovering from the sudden, tragic departure of long-time colleague and human punching bag Alan Colmes. Colmes represented the "left" perspective on Hannity & Colmes, which is roughly the same as having Herbert Hoover represent the fascist movement at a Communist Party congress - it doesn't make sense and accomplishes nothing because no one cares what he has to say. Colmes' departure was lovingly by Hall & Oates and the Daily Show team:
Hannity returns to the air on Monday no longer constrained by being required to offer multiple perspectives. The remodeled show will feature a panel called the "Great American Panel," the name appropriately reflecting FOX's massive superiority complex. The first episode will feature three professional, moderate voices:
Representing the Left: Reverend Al Sharpton, most recently seen pouting that Obama gets to be the first black president and not him.
Representing the Right: Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann (R-MN), most recently seen channeling Joe McCarthy and demanding an investigation into her colleagues who are potentially "un-American."
Representing the Middle: Meat Loaf, most recently seen admonishing a prepubescent Jack Black in the opening scene of the Tenacious D movie.
Apparently, Hannity expects Meat Loaf to talk about politics. He'd be better off with meatloaf as his third panelist.
You won't want to miss this. And yes, you can count this as the first time that this blog (or this blogger) has ever positively endorsed FOX News programming.
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